not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time
(via civilwhore)
hey guys can you keep an eye on my chocolate milk i gotta go to the bathroom
sure thing bud!!
hey guys i’m back *reaches for my milk*
FUCK
Here let me. Help you clean that up
And here’s some more chocolate milk but Please do not spill it on my cat he’s susceptible to stains
hey thanks m-
shit
What have you done..
(via teenscoolest)
0ndo:
You can control white people by giving them cheese
cheese is so good tho
I got one
(via thebootydiaries)
Honest, raw, real communication changes everything. Get it out. Unburden yourself. Say what you feel.
my ass hurts
mine as well
my ass is fine actually
(via mewleficent)