teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

sexy-german-schnitzel:

that sudden realization when you see someone you think you’ve met before in your past

steampoweredcupcake:

giraffesonparade:

amazingincrediblespiderhulk:

sorveharth:

OH MY GOD THEY’RE COPYCATS

I thought they were getting “Cat Scans”

I bet they left a lot of “paw prints”

accionormality:

bennetanddarcy:

declaration-of-indesupendence:

I played tumblr on my piano in the key of C.

omfg it sounds so accurate i’m cry

its just like ‘happy, happy, hap- shit’

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

kimkey-demigod:

And this is what Rain looks like in Korea

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

tappingtomlinson:

brittun:

tappingtomlinson:

THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT

DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION

HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL

“Black Sheep” - Metric/The Clash at Demonhead (full Brie Larson vocals)